We all know him –
at least, we’ve seen him.
Shoot, many of us have even been him
on rare occasion.
His name is…THIS Muhfuka Here.
This dude (or chick) magically appears
implanting something in your ear
as if it has validity
when in truth it’s utter stupidity!
Makes you shake and nod your head
simultaneously.
When you say his name it will be
paired with a side-eye instantaneously.
Amazed by how inane he can be.
How can he say that sh!t plain as can be?
While you’re scratching your temple;
briefly even questioning the state of your mental
faculties.
Seriously doubting the accuracy
of your own perceptions for a second.
Then try to act like you don’t care,
but whenever he is near
you draw attention to him saying,
“Look at” or, “Listen to” THIS Muhfuka Here!
Yes, we can try, but we cannot deny
his rightful place among us.
-HymnAgen
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